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Welcome to my ToTaLlY AwEsOmE homepage on the Internet! This page is constant DEstruction, and it will get even beter!! This great page will tell you all about me, my c ar, my cat Kitty, and all my BOYZ! You want to book mark this page to watch it grow, and check out all my ToTaLlY AwEsOmE links to other home pages on the Internet! They may not be as kewl as this one but their OK! CLICK HERE to Vote for this cool page for Cool Site of the Day! I will also make you're home Page for cheep - I'm starting a busness called "ToTaLlY AwEsOmE Web Pages, Inc." and will offer you the best for the least money. Just look at what I can do! Scroll down to see more of my Home page and be sure to book mark it and send me lots of E-mails! MAKE THIS PAGE YOUR HOME PAGE!

CLICK HERE to see my cool car! I have a totally awesome 1996 Honda Civic thats silver.

I have also a kEEEEwL cat called Kitty! She's all black except for a patch of white on here tummy. She's so KeWl and purrs alot. CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty! CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty!! CLICK HERE to see another picture of Kitty!!!

I have lots and lots of friends too. CLICK HERE to see some of them. They're so cool not like those other LAMERZ I know!

This is a pciture of me - DoN't i Lo0K ToTaLlEE K00L!

CLICK HERE to see my girlfriend - HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Coming Soon! By Popular Demand! A Live Chat Room, Discussion Foruum Board, And A Gift Shop! Just For You!

I hope you realize that "My ToTaLlY AwEsOmE Homepage" is a fun joke. This is not my real homepage. This is a fine example of a bad homepage. In fact, it's an example of a horrible homepage. I think it's funny - and very, very ugly. If your homepage looks like this, then I'm sorry... CLICK HERE to see my real homepage (not that it's much better)

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CLICK HERE for The Godfather!
CLICK HERE for Scarface!
CLICK HERE for Rush!
CLICK HERE for My other homepage!
CLICK HERE for me resume!
CLICK HERE to visit the Yankees homepage!

Let ME design YOUR corporate sight!

I got e-mail"s from dumbasses!*

*Yes, these are real emails from people who didn't "get it" that this is a fake page!

Date: Wed, 3 Dec 2003 19:02:36 +1000
From: "Sylvia" <*******>
Subject: [None] 

dear fag yuor web site is the gayest arse licken peice off shit site i have eva seen 
i think u should get kicked in the balls with a steel capped shoe
love tim

Date: Fri, 07 Mar 2003 15:04:05 -0600 From: "MICAH" <********@CCCCD.EDU> Subject: Your webpage sucks you idiot! Your webpage sucks you idiot! [I replied: "Thanks, man. I always appreciate the opinion of a college-educated person. Anyway, if you're talking about "My Totally Awesome Homepage" then read it more closely -- it's an obvious fake."] [Then I got: "You know why I sent you that e-mail? Because I had a college project to do on poor interface and design on websites, so I chose yours! Ha ha! Your webpage does suck you idiot. Also, that link to your girlfriend is stupid. Guess you dont have a gf cause you are a perverted idiot! oh yeah, & if it is a fake, prove it! "] [My reply: "If you had any clue about the web, you'd just go to for the real one -- the one that says it's a spoof. Even the "totally awesome" page says it's fake, in the black type, and on the bottom, and even in the intro to this dumbass email section. Sheesh. But thanks for contributing your comments to my idiot list."]
From: "dave" Subject: o m g wot a pundle of S*** wots a matter has some thing gone up yer arse and died-it looks like it Date: Fri, 15 Nov 2002 18:00:07 -0000 hello my name is dave i am 13 years young. you know just becuaes you know how to put a few html graphics on your website it makes it so great. no affence but u r a bit older than me and i have allready made 2 homepages with proper domains. Oh and please take of a few of the parts because the little animated things are rather annoying. ok put 1 or 2 on but u dont need to repeat it. i bet you that i can design a better html based website oh but because you have a cat that doesnt mean that you can put it on the internet. oh and take a look at da e-mails-don't u get it ur page is a pile of horse crap. you are so bent, u make a roundabout look straight. and how old are u in ur 20's 30's i odnt no but if one thing in life has tought me ne thing and that is keep ur friends close and your enemys closer
From: "Jeffrey xxxxxxxx" Subject: Date: Wed, 8 May 2002 12:38:02 -0400 Hey, at first i liked your website till i saw your little whore, imaginary, jerry springer reject girlfriend. And what is up with the freakin cat?! your a little obsessed with it! and you think that piece a shit car is awsome?! well you either got some serious problems or you need some help k? k
From: Date: Fri, 5 Nov 1999 21:07:32 EST Subject: concerning your web page I don't get it.....your godfather page is awesome! The best I've ever seen on that subject!!!!! but what did u do to that web page of yours! omg.....if u want people to ask u to design your corporate web page then I suggest (for your own good) u fix that web page and u fix it fast!
From: (Larry xxxxx) Date: Sat, 20 Feb 1999 20:48:59 -1000 (HST) Subject: website info what is your web site about. Is it a b.b. or chat line or personal ads. thanks
Date: Wed, 11 Feb 1998 15:34:41 -0500 From: chino Subject: you page sux your page sux you gay fuck
From: GuyOfDream@xxxxxxx Date: Sat, 31 Jan 1998 13:40:16 EST Subject: What the hell is the matter with you Damn your site looks worse than Rosie O'donnel on her worse day. Your background is disgusting, there is absolutly nothing interesting on your site, your cat could probably design a better webpage, and damn dude your ugly!
Date: Sun, 19 Oct 1997 13:05:11 -0700 From: -A Subject: your homepage Your homepage really sucks!!! No offense or anything.. I mean that's a nice kitty and all, but the background and the text made me go blind. Good thing I can touch type!! I might have to create a "Sucky Page" Award JUST FOR YOU!!!!!!!! -Akasha
Date: Sun, 26 Oct 1997 01:07:11 -0000 From: "Lynx & Andy Mullen" Hi, Your back ground gave me a head ache so bad I quit trying to read your page. Was this the desired effect or do you have very strong eyes? I wish the best to you and your new business. Lynx
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 1997 04:12:03 -0400 (EDT) From: CumplWME@xxxxxxx Subject: nice wow tell me more about it dude Ciao Tomas
Date: Mon, 01 Sep 1997 14:36:38 -0700 From: eric west Subject: link permission request goeff: I am developing a website and found your page. I wopuld like to get your permission to put a link to your page on it My page is at Please E mail me at with your reply Thanx Eric West
Date: Thu, 14 Aug 1997 16:41:33 -0400 From: PETSIT Subject: You must be joking Yes, I am! ;-) You honestly think your site is good enough to the point where people should have to pay you for you to design one for them? You need to go back and view your web page and check your structure. It could use some editing. I'm not attacking you, it took me awhile to get mine to the point where it came out evenly but you need to get certain phrases on the same line...For example "This page is under construction" is written on two lines when it would look better by itself on one line. But I suppose it is none of my business. My homepage is: Highwalrus

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